Are you kidding me? What WOULDN'T I try to bring back. I'd get back to the vortex and the vortex guard would be like, "Sir, that double-wide truck full of toys, fondue pots, and macrame toilet covers will not fit through the vortex."
However, I would probably try to bring back my dignity. I seem to have lost that somewhere along the way.
Are you kidding me? What WOULDN'T I try to bring back. I'd get back to the vortex and the vortex guard would be like, "Sir, that double-wide truck full of toys, fondue pots, and macrame toilet covers will not fit through the vortex."
ReplyDeleteHowever, I would probably try to bring back my dignity. I seem to have lost that somewhere along the way.
What would I bring back? A map of where I buried everything I stole from department store toy aisles while I was in the past.
ReplyDeleteI'd even be so bold as to leave fingerprints behind for all my crimes.
"Umm, Sarge, these fingerprints...we have a match...only...
"Well what is it? Bring him in here Detective Jenkins, quit stalling and...WHA?!?!"
*six year old me strolls into interrogation room*
"Jenkins!!!! I'll have your badge for this!"
I would bring back my dog, Ginger, and my Big Wheel!
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ReplyDeleteBrian- Toys I knew would be on your list but macrame and fondue that is 70's.
ReplyDeleteBubba- Your the guy that if he was when given three wishes uses the first wish to wish for a million more wishes. One thing a map, clever.
Me- I wish they made adult size Big Wheels.
A man can never have enough macrame toilet seat covers. He just can't.
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